Thursday, 27 December 2012

How long does Christmas last?



I decided a six day break from reality, (including Christmas day)  would be sufficient to re-charge batteries, spend time with family and overcome the food and drink excesses - hence no posts. Silly me, this is America.

Here at Christmas you shop until midnight Christmas Eve; then, when you've unwrapped your presents in the morning, you re-wrap the gifts you don't want and return same to stores. You buy loads more stuff as well of course because the sales are on. If you decide to keep the items rather than return them, you can re-gift them the following year and here, in America, re-gifting is big business with television programmes and news clips dedicated to the dark art.

Television is a nightmare especially at Christmas when there's a glut of good films. While programme content might not be the issue, the adverts are. Watching a one and a half hour movie on Boxing Day took three hours. Format is commonly 15 minutes of content then 10 to 15 minutes of ads. There are even ad breaks during film trailers and/or intros and during credits at the end! No wonder so many Americans say "for Chrise'sake!" and "Jeeez's!" in such frustrated tones. I'm picking up the lingo 'already'.

News bulletins have been dwelling on fiscal cliffs (I swear it's a holiday resort but can't find it on the map), gun lobbying and associated fall-out, general world unpleasantness and, of course, the weather.

While we may consider it a fundamental right of the British people to own all weather and comments pertaining thereto, Americans have latched on over the years. Hurricanes across the Pan Handle, (Florida & southern states), tornadoes through Oklahoma, Texas and the central belt, tropical storms and frightening lightening pretty much anywhere and snowstorms thousands of miles wide (California to New England) do give them an excuse I suppose - and that was just this week!

Following the recent massacre of schoolchildren and teachers at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, there have been a number of other, serious gun crimes, across New England. Similar events across the U.S. in recent years have come back into the public eye and gun lobbyists - pro and anti- are slugging it out on the public stage. Piers Morgan is anti-gun and having expressed his views there is a petition running to have him deported. I hope the American dream of a right to free speech can be upheld because whether you agree with Morgan or not, his deportation will mean he ends up back in Britain - and we wouldn't want that now, would we?

Apart from all of the above distractions from relaxation, what have I done during my self-imposed, blog black out?

Friday 21st December – The Boston Ballet


If the world was going to end it was going to have to wait because we'd agreed it couldn't happen until after the ballet.

Boston Opera House is in the middle of this wonderful city on Washington Street, a busy, bustling, major thoroughfare, nestled between coffee shops, fashion outlets, banks and university buildings. Surrounding architecture is varied, moderately high rise, four to 17 storeys, but the opera house itself is a triumph of Victorian vaudeville theatre, opulent with overkill.

Originally constructed as a memorial theatre, the building metamorphosed a number of times until the most recent restoration in 2002;  "a rare assembly of old-world craftsmanship and highly-skilled trades went to work restoring sculptural plaster, gold leaf finishes, Carrera marble, paintings and tapestries, grand staircases, chandeliers, walnut and oak panelling. The restoration included replication of historic carpet, seating and silk wall panels. When the historic patterns for the silk wall panels proved too large for modern looms, a loom was custom-built to create the historic pattern." http://www.bostonoperahouse.com

As for the ballet, it was The Nutcracker, Tchaikovsky's Christmas masterpiece for children. Alex, aged ten and Oscar, three, certainly enjoyed the soldiers and rats fighting it out over the Nutcracker Prince, even if the dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy was a bit off piste!  The house was packed to capacity, 2,677, the performance excellent and the 5 tickets for best seats at $170 apiece worth every cent. (We) the family even had a 'golden arches' on the way home around 11.30 p.m... (For those unfamiliar with the term 'golden arches' think of a well-known burger outlet with outlets all over the world, a bit like a rash).

Saturday 22nd December - The Christmas Party


The day was spent baking - lemon drizzle cake, fairy cakes, gingerbread shapes, mince pies and beyond. Not my department generally as I have savoury inclinations, but anyone can put a sponge together. Cheese straws, beef and ale pie, steak and kidney pudding; now that's baking. However, this is America so we must move on.

Determined to be non-conformist but have stuff to keep in the freezer in case our food was snubbed, we bunged a load of baking potatoes in the oven, rustled up a pan full of British bangers, made a substantial chilli con carne and a big pan of Bolognaise, which was all kept hot in the 'Hostess Trolley' until required. A sweet chilli, king prawn and smoked salmon salad acted as a starter and we were ready for an eight o' clock start. No chocolate, no peanut butter, no fries, no burgers, no corn dogs, no pizza - just NO.

Alcoholic beverages went over-the-top, magnificently. Vodka, martini, Champagne (Moet&Chandon @ $99/bott), whisky, Scotch, beers, lager; no vermouth or sippin' whiskey. Needless to say, the ubiquitous Coca Cola found its way into the fridge, 'for the kids', along with apple juice, orange and the queen of soft, fruity drinks, Ribena.

The night was an absolute hoot to say the least. Pleasingly, the Champagne remained unopened but the vodka-martini cocktails (used to be called a 'vodkatini' in the 'sixties, served with a glace cherry and cost six shillings and sixpence in old money), took their toll on both supplies and consumers alike. Beer disappeared a la crate and most of the food was missing, presumed eaten.

The night's piece de resistance however had to be the 'Hostess Trolley'. Cries of, "Oh my God, what is this?", "Where did you get this"?, "Oh my God I have to have one of these", and various other exclamations from desperate American housewives rang through the house, causing squealing children and sport-talking menfolk alike to investigate the cause of such fervour. This might be Massachusetts, a wealthy, hi-tec state on the U.S. eastern seaboard, home of Harvard and MIT, but they haven't seen anything like these cupboards on wheels that plug into the mains and keep food hot.

We were somewhat bewildered and hushed as the 'Hostess Trolley' was viewed from every angle, turned this way and that, inspected from above and below and finally proclaimed a work of extraordinary brilliance. We blushed a little as we explained, 'we've had them for years', 'my mum had one in the seventies'. I couldn't help a tiny sensation of pride and amusement, though disbelief was foremost. I just had to say, in my best American, mid-west drawl, "Hey y'all. Ya do have refridgeraders out here, don'tchya?" I still have the bruises!


Sunday 23rd December A Day off with Soccer


Breakfast, tidy house and off to soccer at 11.00 a.m. 

Sorry about the soccer bit, that's what they call proper football over here. Football to Americans is the silly game with Robocop look-a-likes running into each other and throwing a rugby-ball-shaped thing before scrimmaging senselessly on the floor. Hmph.

Back to the soccer. Alex plays for one of Blackstone Lightning Under 12s teams (even though he's only ten), and during winter there is an indoor league. Pitches are full size, artificial turf with full size goals and a couple of rule changes. On Sunday morning, games are played every hour on the seven pitches from 9.00 a.m. until 3 p.m. that’s 42 games. That’s just Sunday - there are games all day Saturday and every afternoon after school there are games, practice or adult leagues. The place is out of town with plenty of parking, toilets, bar, cafe and spectator viewing, but it's only 'warehouse' style, nothing fancy - and no showers! The place is packed with families as children have no other transport - buses and taxis just aren't available!

In Alex's league, each half is 25 minutes with a 5 minute break. No time is added on for stoppages. If the ref does need to, he can stop the clock while a player is assisted off the field. Each side has six players on the field at any time. Substitutions can be made at any time. Players can be substituted more than once. There is no off-side. There are no line judges or officials other than the referee.

I have never seen such quality, end to end, fast, skillful football by so many youngsters under one roof. Alex's team won, 9 - 2.Alex scored 3, set up two, hit the side netting, hit the post and completely missed a sitter. Yes, I'm biased towards my family but if they're good, they're good - they're bad often enough!To the non-football-loving fraternity it may sound as though the opposition were 'rubbish', but they weren't. They played really well but not well enough; last time the teams met, Blackstone lost 2 - 6. I suspect a number of them were living out their fathers' fantasies - Maradonna hand of God.

Sadly, though quick and full of skills, these young lads played 'dirty' - more professional fouls than certain English league teams, (they know who they are), and every time Blackstone scored the opposition threw the ball at the Blackstone goal scorer rather than to the ref at the centre spot. At the end of the game, four of the team refused to shake hands; sour grapes, bad form.

Great result; coach happy, Dad happy, Alex happy - peace on Earth for a bit!


Monday 24th December - The Night before Christmas

Last minute shopping for milk and a few stocking fillers. Phone calls and Facebook messages to friends and relatives around the world. Watching television, playing with the children, last minute ironing, cleaning and secret present wrapping.

Preparation of turkey; around 6 p. m. this was brought in from garage in its box by the man of the house and placed next to the sink. Man of the house and boy children then disappeared to furthest reaches of house as they have a computer game to play/test/try out. Squeamish cowards, that's all they are, especially the three-year-old as he's usually the first one to commit mischief with obnoxious substances, like turkey giblets.

Never having eaten a fresh American turkey before we weren't sure what exactly to expect in the box. As it happened, there was just a 24 lb. (11 kilo) bird, complete with giblets and doings, not in a plastic bag but loose and squidgy. It must be one of the few things over here not pre-wrapped and ready-to-go!

Within minutes, the bird was washed, wiped, stuffed with a medley of apple, orange, onion, sage and lemon zest, ready to be thoroughly buttered under the skin. Here we encountered a minor problem - hard butter - so there was a short delay after which we (man) handled the awesome creature into a roasting bag, tied a knot and put the whole creation into a very large roasting tin.

The turkey is best cooked on Christmas Eve in order to avoid the potential nightmares involved in 4.00 a.m. alarm call failures, automatic timer hiccoughs, forgetting to take it out of the freezer and so on. (Note: why hiccups is spelled hiccoughs is one of life's linguistic mysteries I just can't be arsed to research).

Using pencil and paper, (me) and a calculator, (Katharine) we calculated the oven temperature and duration as we believed it should be and came to within a few minutes of each other. It's a scientific formula that uses a classic 20 minutes per lb. plus twenty minutes for the bone (assuming a bird at room temperature) at gas mark 6 or electric 400-420 degrees Fahrenheit, with the oven pre-heated and appropriate adjustments for any other items being cooked simultaneously, such as stuffings of various volumes and densities; potential voltage drops, power cuts and sundry incidentals. It's always different for tiny electric ovens, large ovens, fan-assisted ovens, gas ovens and of course, the wood burning AGA. Keep you cookery books, keep your thermometers - we do it by science (or witchcraft if you prefer)!

Once calculated cooking time is complete, turn off oven and check Christmas stockings are properly hung, fires are out, Rudolph's oats are ready, Santa's mince pie and beer are handy, then retire.

Needless to say, the American turkey was cooked perfectly.


Tuesday, 25th December - CHRISTMAS DAY

IT'S SNOWED

Two inches of pristine snow fell in Blackstone, Massachusetts on Christmas Eve so Christmas morning was truly wonderful. (Feet/metres of the stuff fell elsewhere causing chaos and sympathy is with them, but as with all things weather related, we are powerless to do anything other than accept what we receive). 

We opened our presents, called family and friends, ate dinner including the fabulous turkey, played games, didn’t watch television and had a brilliant day.

Having cleared up the debris, exhausted children were bathed and put to bed, and then we watched The Bourne Identity, on Netflix, without adverts and had an early night. Yes, we were all tired after the build-up, the preparations and the excitement of Christmas, and Boxing Day demanded a very early start.

Alex was playing in a soccer tournament - first game kicking off at 7.00 a.m. - "for Chrise'sake!" and "Jeeez's!"! 


Wednesday, 26th December - BOXING DAY 2012

Arise 5.45 a.m. for showers, breakfast, kit check etc. Fortunately, a good night's sleep has at least given all a fighting chance. 6.30 a.m. off to the tournament. Better parts of valour determined that maybe, only the men - Alex and Ian - should attend the event. There was housework, cooking and childcare to consider so maybe it was a little early to abandon life for 'soccer'.

By 12.30, sadly without having reached the finals, Won 1 - Lost 1 - Drew 2 - the Blackstone boys returned without remorse. After lunch, they planned an afternoon of wicked X-box gaming, until - until it became apparent that the small person, aka Oscar, also wanted to use the X-box for his new Skylanders Giants game. To complicate matters just a little more, American and UK games do not cross platforms - in other words, if you buy a computer game in the U.S. you need to buy something in the U.S. to play it on. Effectively, in order for all the family to play games on the X-Box, a U'S. machine would be needed. (Similar anomalies happen with Kindle for all eBook lovers, so beware if you cross the pond).

Whether Katharine, Alex or Ian found the best deal on-line locally first, is open to debate. I was left at home, willingly, and about an hour later, they returned with the required piece of kit. two X-Box 360s in one house might be considered excessive along with PS3, Wii, Kinnect, various DS handhelds, iPads, tablets, notebooks, iPhones, iPods and laptops - but it's what the family do! Oscar, (age three) now has his own X-box on which to play Skylanders and other games, and has been doing so happily.

Me? I just watch and tell them how to play - it's what I do!




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